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Lessons in Logic

• If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
• I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
• Practice makes perfect… But nobody's perfect… so why practice?
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Money is not everything. There's MasterCard and Visa.
• One should love animals. They are so tasty.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
• Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
• Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
• There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
• Hard work never killed anybody… But why take the risk.
• Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.
• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
• The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know so why learn?
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… what more can I say?!